"When I open the test papers, I hope for positive results", said the teacher.
"Same here", the doctor laughed.
"My doctor husband is a health freak. He does not want a taste of his own medicine."
A psychiatrist is better than a mathematician, he can give multiple solutions for the same problem.
"I did not even touch the sweets", he confessed truthfully.
I retired as a lawyer ten years ago but I still practice identifying lies.
My doctor husband sighed, "I've only had one patient this week."
"You should have more patience," I smirked.